Road trip : North of Norway (Lofoten and Senja Islands)

Road trip : North of Norway (Lofoten and Senja Islands)


So, we’re on the plane English or French the vlog ? And why are you doing Håkon’s voice ? *We slept 2 nights in a tent and/or snow cave* -5°C *And, one night (this one): we slept 3h* We said to pack, light! Well… Pack light mmh… Just arrived, we don’t even know where to sleep. No idea… Ah, yeah, maybe in the middle of the park. In the middle of the Island. A dog is going to take a shit on us. We’ll see. Well, Hi ! To show you… Sam actually. Voilà, that’s him… And, that’s the others. We see their heads. And him, well… We see his feet. So, the Norwegians don’t have Ketchup’s chips. But they have : chocolate and salted caramel’s chips. Voilà. Well, it’s super good but it’s weird. After the wonderful meal sausages/hotdogs We’re going to the city center, trying to get the car. If we can have it now. Otherwise we’re going to look for a spot to sleep. So… we just ate a fucking Burger King. What was this “So…” Like always, it disgusted me. 10 euros in the ass. Them, they’re ate well. Easy. Look at that. Well, Natan is not here, he’s taking a shit. We’re waiting for him to “drop” the tent. Now, he’s dropping a shit. Now, he’s dropping something. Anyway, see you later. So! We were settling the tent. And we discovered, the first… Northern… Northern light. Well, we can’t see anything on the camera. But in reality. But in reality it’s nice. You seem drunk. Yeah, that’s true. Oooh, it’s ookaay ! It’s Woaw, it’s crazy ! Fuck! We don’t fart ! “Good evening.” Voilà, it’s been a while I’m keeping my fart. You can’t imagine ! I want equality in this group ! But I don’t smell when I fart. Oh yeah, yeah record. Did you film yourself ? Good evening ! Did you film your head ? This is my head. Film it because there’s content too. I hope we’ll not see me at all. So guys…Sleeping 5 in a 4 person-tent. Wait, we’re still not sleeping… Yeah, we’re not sleeping yet… Good night. Now, I think we’ll meet just for the good moments. Because it’s annoying to do the Vlog. Only for good moments ? And that is a good moment now ? This is a good moment. Well, you don’t smell the odor. We’re in the car. Yeah, this is good ! We have a lot of space each. Shit… Shut up. It’s a minivan. Naheulbeuk’s donjon. Instead of enjoying fully… that. “Naheulbeuk’s Donjon’s playing, contening French PUNS” There is… no network anymore. And we … get… fuck. But it’s… going … to come back. One day! When I’ll find it. This little… network… that we love. Be careful. The next lake on the left. Be careful “hein”, the next lake on the left, is good “hein”. Be careful. Oh… it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful the cocoa. (Rhyme) It’s beautiful the sink. (French joke reference) It’s beautiful if there isn’t 1,5 meter of snow… that hides the view. Can you see the house over there ? It’s not there that we’re gonna sleep. It’s… somewhere further… there. The red one. Under the sun set. The ugly sun set… like always… in Norway. For now, we’re gonna go behind the mountain, sun set over the sea. To see this tiny shiny thing going down. After, we come back, direction : the cabin … the chalet… yeah. Okay, “to Tuesday” ! After searching one hour, in the snow. We managed to find the cabin. We don’t know what it looks like. If it’s something completely destroyed… Breakfast. Babou woke up, at 5 a.m. to have the sun rise. Feeling 4 a.m. because of the hourly change. We heard it was not bad, but with some clouds at the end. Now, we’re gonna eat our breakfast. After, we visit Senja Islands. Voilà, we’re lost. We can’t see anything. We can’t see anything. North accent. It’s white. We can’t see anything. We caaaan’t see. It’s all white. We can’t see anything. It’s the snow. Ah this is the snow. Voilàa, this is the country with snow. We can’t see anything. And the fog. And the snow. And this awful weather… So now, Hugo is washing his hair. Because he’s completely dirty, he’s smelling from the d*** and the a**. BUT, he’s washing his hair. Because it’s important to have clean and silky hair. Yeah yeah voilà. Okay guys, the second night in the cabin … how is it gonna be ? It’s gonna be tight ! It’s “a little” crowed. No, it’s okay. We’re 2. How many are we in total ? 17 ? Yeah, we’re 17 or 19… something like that. We’re gonna sleep, 5 in the small bedroom over there. Finally in the bedroom. A lot of space. Good night guys ! We’re gonna sleep tight ! ^^ There is a little of deep snow. Look at them struggling, it’s enjoyable, because after it’s my turn… So now, the guys decided to cut throw, because the path is there… And us, we’re going there. So if we die, you’re never going to see this video. How is it going mates ? Very good. It’s going how it can go in the deep snow. Yeah. The path wasn’t easy at all. The coveted cabin. We’re arrived guys. I’m gonna show you something. The cabin’s key : we look at the tip and the size… Yeah, it means there’s no lock, it means we can’t enter, it means it’s not this one. It’s not this one ? It means that we can’t use it in winter time. So guys, we’re facing a situation, where I’m recording and where we just get fucked. Until the belly button. Did you try to open the door ? What’s this fucking shit ? It’s not the good key… fuck… So what’s your reaction live ? We’re gonna go back to the car it’s okay. No “it’s okay” we didn’t walk… 2 hours with a 15 to 20kg’ backpack on the back. There is blue sky so it’s okay. For those you don’t know, I don’t know if we can see on the video but it’s snowing as fuck. You can see on our dear head’s friends. The automatic focus doesn’t want to work. So no focus. You’ll stay out of focus because it’s not worth it. It couldn’t be too nice. Voilà, see you ! I disappeared ! So! We’re the evening. Boubou, lost the car’s keys ! So, we stayed in the same cabin, the entire day and evening. So, we ended up playing a role play. Hey ! It’s us ! To play a role play. *French puns* He has to go get the keys that took the plane from Oslo to a city that is 30km from here. That we have to stop cars to get a ride tomorrow morning around 6-8 a.m. And… come back. By hitchhiking. It’s him who’s gonna go. We’re in the car ! Back in the car ! We’re in ! He got the keys. The Polish guy that was in the cabin, drove him, back and forth. With the keys. One hour, everything was done. Before that the others guys woke up. Perfect ! So, quick scenery for the awakening. I’m revolted. “I think, 15 min here we die.” In 5 minutes the weather changed, I’m revolted. Let’s goooo ! There, there’s a 300m cliff. We going down the mountain, running. Me, I like the forest. Shut up ! Me, I like the forest. Because the wild boar it’s tasty. Because the wild boar it’s tasty ! Especially with mushrooms. Especially with mushrooms ! ME, I LIKE THE FOREST ! Well, I like the forest, not the mountain. Because there are mushrooms. Because there are mushrooms ! So here : It stinks ! You have no idea. These are dead fish heads. Horrible. Don’t go under, you’re gonna have a shampoo with fish juice. Yeah, it’s dropping crazy. Have you seen the color of the snow ? Yellow snow. Horrible. Finally, arrived in the camping. With the other group. I’m running low in battery. So, it’s probably gonna be the last video ! Hugo is eating alone… The other group. Small cabin, not too ugly.

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